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14.08 2008 A.D.
Yesterday we had one of our most delightful finds yet. During a scan of the Kalgoorlie region, the Travelator discovered a pair of objects bearing SNACK signatures from the future. We dispatched a team, who followed the source of the reading and came across two small robots in a ditch by the side of the road.
The robots didn’t do much until they were brought back to our labs in Perth. In fact, when we got a hold of them, they were inactive. Imagine our surprise, then, when we placed them on a lab bench for further study, and they suddenly became animated... and talkative.
Curtin University of Technology, in collaboration with Chronodynamics Labs, presents an insanely revolutionary new way to explore your world!
The Time-o-matic Travelator harnesses time travel technology to provide remarkable insights into everyday environments. It squishes the past, present and future together, into one gooey, delicious mess.
Sure, humanity is still dozens of years away from perfecting full time travel technology. But today we know that time travel is a reality, and that it is constantly happening all around us. Ever lost a sock in the dryer, or found less cash in your wallet than you expected, or had a close friend mysteriously disappear and then reappear two years beforehand? The spontaneous chronological displacement of objects and people is a completely natural phenomenon. Perhaps there are even true time travelers mixed in with all that traffic as well.
With the Travelator, one can find and analyze these entities, yielding remarkable discoveries. Who knows what’s out there, waiting to be found? A sentient space submarine? A stegosaurus?
Best of all, the Travelator technology is accessible from an ordinary mobile phone. Your mobile acts as a remote control, allowing you to access Travelator functions from wherever you are.
Curtin and Chronodynamics are pleased to announce an exclusive demo of the Travelator at Curtin’s 2008 Open Day, on August 17! Participants will be able to connect to the Travelator at no charge for a 1-day trial, and use it to explore the Curtin campus in a whole new light. Curtin’s rich past and future are ready to be unlocked*!
*Present may also be unlocked for a small subscription fee.
Warning: Product has been known to, on occasion, cause tears in the space-time continuum. Curtin and Chronodynamics take no responsibility for accidental temporal displacement of clothes, limbs, or hair, and for paradoxes including but not exclusive to: the becoming of your own grandfather/grandmother, the erasure of your own existence, and the obsolescence of history texts.